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Smoke Demotivational Poster


REDNECK FIRE ALARM - Sometimes its easier to spot than others


TAGS: redneck fire alarm jiffypop smoke detector
Rating: 4.42/5

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rerun - August 26, 2010, 8:19 pm

when you hear the popping get out, if you smell it burning...too late
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 26, 2010, 2:24 pm
I find it derivative and anti establishment.....and 5L for a good first attempt......also...I like Swiss better than mozzarella.....And beer.....beer is good.....
tryal - August 26, 2010, 2:14 pm
awsome :)
motinet - August 26, 2010, 2:04 pm

A brilliant FIRST motifake. Bravo!


SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT - Now, you want me to drive to Texarkana, pick up 400 cases of Coors and come back in 28 hours? No problem


TAGS: smokey bandit beer
Rating: 3.9/5

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tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 11:51 am
C'mon, it's beer in Texarcana. Leave it sit too long and it might "walk away" on you... 28 hours was a necessity, not a challenge.
hootizz - November 18, 2010, 4:01 am
Eats Bound & Down..!! would have to be only THE best movie ever.., also have you checked out YT, there is a guy that has replicated Snowman's KW & trailer, it is freakin awesome... 5 Coors for you...
FatherTyme - November 17, 2010, 12:39 pm
*tears up* I'm..i'm sorry this is just such a special moment...*bows humbly before the Motifake Gods*


HOOKAH - For the serious smoker


TAGS: smoke drugs funny
Rating: 1.98/5

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Elder God Douchebag - February 14, 2009, 9:38 pm
I take it you refer to Hashish?
Cwalda - February 14, 2009, 9:31 pm
Sheesha (or however it's written in English). :-D


DIGNITY - Check.


TAGS: dignity drunk girl smoke cart
Rating: 4.48/5

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GaryO - March 1, 2014, 9:39 pm
Nic, me lad, just how phooking long was that line of white lady?
nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 7:29 pm
I would still do this h** piece of white trash.


SMOKEY THE BEAR - Only you can help me hide the bodies ...


TAGS: smokey bear hide the bodies
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by Budog

Greeny - February 8, 2012, 9:27 pm
the real slim spadey
MPsniper - February 8, 2012, 6:57 pm
actually....its "smokey bear"


HEALTHY LIVING -


TAGS: smoke them if you got
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

scarr3d - May 7, 2011, 5:24 pm
reminds of the saying "Rehab is for quitters"
Feasibly - May 7, 2011, 1:03 pm
I gave up on quitting years ago...just doing my part to help the tobacco industry thrive. 5moke 'em if you got 'em...;)
Bartimaeus - May 7, 2011, 12:47 pm
I've been having the worst time quitting. Even my dog thinks I'm a douche at this point.
champ99 - May 6, 2011, 10:08 pm
5cancer sticks to you.
champ99 - May 6, 2011, 10:07 pm
I quit almost 2 years ago....d*** I miss that! I look as good as that fellow does now.


REALLY GOOD REDNECK PARENTS -


TAGS: redneck parents daughter smoke kids
Rating: 4.31/5

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steph1 - February 17, 2011, 11:24 am
@voodoo3535 - it actually is Ann Coulter - she comes around quite regularly for a bit of "squirrel shopping"
steph1 - February 17, 2011, 11:18 am
@ culos - yea, stupid witness protection program - had no choice in my new identity
culos - February 17, 2011, 10:45 am
@Steph1; This proves you look nothing like your avatar, what's up with that?
voodoo3535 - February 17, 2011, 10:39 am
Nice pic of Ann Coulter in the back.


U.S. ARMY - Turning Unicorns into Warcorns since Christ was a Corporal


TAGS: unicorn christ army us grenades smoke bullets
Rating: 2.41/5
LogicDude - April 21, 2009, 9:34 am
Like it...but Anon postings = 1L here...


REALISATION -


TAGS: dreams fire smoke died life
Rating: 4.86/5

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maoworks2 - January 5, 2012, 4:44 pm
Yeah, I Know.
Greeny - January 5, 2012, 7:04 am
Zee culprit is illusive, no?
mariand - January 5, 2012, 6:57 am
yeah, and throw it in the fire...lol


HIDDEN VICES... -




CIGARETTES - For the suicidal procrastinator.




SMOKEY THE BEAR - Every time his wife gets hot he puts her out with a shovel..




SMOKING -


TAGS: smoke smoking snake cigarette smoker cool
Rating: 3.44/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 21, 2009, 10:56 pm
hehehehe.


SMOKE ANGELS - Courtesy of the US Air Force.


TAGS: air force fighter pilot jet missile vortex smoke angel
Rating: 3.31/5

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lesterinside - January 29, 2010, 8:47 pm
More Taxes to support US Airforce Artist a**ociation.


GOD - If he had intended man to smoke. He would have set him on fire.


TAGS: god fire smoke
Rating: 4.08/5

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dizzie107c - June 20, 2011, 6:40 am
to funny


RIP JAMES ARNESS - 1923 - 2011


TAGS: marshall dillon gunsmoke charlie chaplin
Rating: 4.44/5

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Airman - June 7, 2011, 3:19 pm
nope.. Festus died back in the early 90's. FYI, this song, SMILE, was written by Charlie Chaplin. Each year at the Oscars, they pay tribute to the actors/industry people who died in the last year.. and I think this is the song playing in the background
Brawler - June 4, 2011, 1:24 pm
Ah.. We will miss you, Zeb.. RIP James
Reality Lord - June 4, 2011, 7:20 am

love it. is festus still around am?
justme - June 4, 2011, 4:41 am
wouw


THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING... - We would like to welcome you aboard this A380 flight.., You may have noticed smoke coming from one of the engines.., But it is all OK as we have '11' more...


TAGS: a380 engine explosion fire smoke
Rating: 2.8/5

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Mongoose - December 7, 2010, 7:59 am
What about the wheels? - it might come off!!!


CATNIP QUANDRY -


TAGS: gingercats mr smokey
Rating: 4.91/5

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crankyhead - March 21, 2011, 1:23 pm
LMAO!
agdaniele - March 21, 2011, 9:30 am
Mewow!


WE HAVE ENOUGH YOUTH -


TAGS: gangster fail stock up on energy drinks and smokes
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by sickartist

thatonechick - March 30, 2010, 8:56 am
You commenters below me lie. :P
sickartist - January 3, 2010, 6:07 pm
LOL I will lay odds that someone forgot to login. I've done it before.
GreyScorpion - January 3, 2010, 4:52 pm
excellent caption, but an anonymous post. best I can do is 3L
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 4:51 pm
Very funny, but anonymous posting = 1L
Derek - January 3, 2010, 4:51 pm
He hasn't drunk from that


BURNOUT KING - Smoke it up




THANKS DUDE - This sure beats chasing sticks !




I Still Lie -




MY NEIGHBORHOOD GUN DEALER - Wood Burner Stove


TAGS: smoke without mirrors
Rating: 4.91/5

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falloutghoul - January 28, 2013, 8:25 am
You know what they say about "smoking guns"...


BAD JOKE -




QUITTING SMOKING -




Hookah -




MOTIFAKING - It is some serious business and a fire hazard


TAGS: smokes pepsid gordons
Rating: 3.36/5

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AdmiralAckbar - August 16, 2010, 6:38 pm
There is a developer here that has the one with the f keys on the side. He refuses to give it up.
Faceplant31 - August 16, 2010, 6:28 pm
HOLY $HIT! That is an old keyboard.


THE DOCTOR'S CHOICE IS AMERICA'S CHOICE? - I think I'll get a second opinion.




Parenting -




PAPAL CONTROLS -


TAGS: popemobile excommunication ejection smokescreen
Rating: 4.61/5

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Reality Lord - August 26, 2010, 7:45 am

nice 1


REGRETS -




SMOKERS -


TAGS: smokers
Rating: 3.25/5

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culos - February 1, 2011, 5:00 pm
female smokers suck!


SMOKERS -


TAGS: smokers
Rating: 3.16/5

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Fatty - February 3, 2009, 5:19 pm
Shouldn't that be on HER mouth?
BoneCD - January 31, 2009, 11:08 am
I think I'll hide this from my wife


Inspiration -


TAGS: pollution destroy smoke global warming
Rating: 2.23/5

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Tarot - May 29, 2009, 7:35 pm
What a joke.


Bad Habits -




PRIDE -


TAGS: ego fuel burning smoke shame
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - November 6, 2012, 10:06 am
Thanks guys
Sho - November 6, 2012, 7:08 am
Oh 5nap *takes notes*
Reality Lord - November 6, 2012, 6:31 am

fived and fav'd. awesomeness.


SMOKE - the smoke its getting me




MY MUM ALWAYS SAID TO ME - ‘Why would you want to be friends with that group of people,they’re nothing but worthless excuses for human beings'. And I would always reply, 'if they’re worthless and they reject me, what does that make me?’




CIGARETTES - As a kid, we all wanted a pet monkey. Well, now you have one you can wear on your back and you can carry it almost anywhere. Yeah, you're moving up in the world, baby!




UNLEADED GAS - Still working on it


TAGS: gas car smoke
Rating: 4.45/5

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vulture - January 22, 2012, 10:35 pm
Pyroclastic cloud - stick your head between your knees and kiss your b*** goodbye!


SMOKEM IF YOU GOT-EM - Now Where Was I.


TAGS: smoke
Rating: 4.37/5

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GOLF - A gentlemen's sport




BEFORE IRON MAN - There was Iron Lung.




NICOTINE ADDICTION - It Can Lead To Homelessness


TAGS: smoke smoke smoke that cigarette
Rating: 2.33/5

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thatonechick - February 13, 2010, 10:15 am
Not anymore! FSC took care of that. LoL


SMOKE RINGS - Here we see Olympic Smoke Ring sensation Yukio Takanawa with his winning tribute to Athletic Smoking


TAGS: olympics smoke ring humor smoking
Rating: 2.17/5

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Agamemnon218 - August 24, 2008, 2:04 am
As a smoker who's unable to blow smoke rings, I approve of this moti.


THE CABLE IS OUT - Gonna have to get satellite




Déjà vu -


TAGS: dog beer smoker
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Sho - February 23, 2014, 12:49 pm
This is gold :D 5L
lgvernon - February 23, 2014, 11:24 am

I can hear that dog. "Really, Dude? Really?" 5Ls
GaryO - February 23, 2014, 11:08 am
Well. I…..I…..can’t type right now…..licking the poster. 5/F
Reality Lord - February 23, 2014, 11:01 am

many LOL5 from this. ty dog :)


nonsensical nonsense #3 -




mopar wagon -


TAGS: smoke mopar wagon
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - June 5, 2013, 3:13 pm
I Don't Get It ?


Government Shutdown -


TAGS: smokey bear government shutdown craigslist
Rating: 5/5

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Ism - October 4, 2013, 7:46 pm
I am a huge Fan of Jon Stewart... I often find myself "Complimenting" him by Imitation...
MissPriss - October 4, 2013, 6:51 pm
Saw Smokey on Daily Show late last night...who knew Smokey used such language...bahahahaha!


Dinner Time -


TAGS: smoke fire detectors dinner time
Rating: 4.89/5

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MissPriss - February 23, 2014, 2:04 am
Rumour has it, Ism can burn a pot of 5L boiling water...teehee.
GaryO - February 22, 2014, 10:20 am
S-o-o-o-o-o, it’s not? ‘Blackened’ is my word of choice when I create my culinary delights.
spacedog - February 22, 2014, 9:53 am
Ha, that's why my wife only let's me BBQ. Smoke just adds to the flavour.


Pollution -




MEDIA INFLUENCE - Don't stop believing


TAGS: smoke
Rating: 4.56/5

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maoworks2 - May 3, 2014, 12:59 pm
Best Thing I Ever Done 32 Years Now .
Pikeman - December 25, 2012, 12:22 pm
In WWII Lucky Strike changed the label introducing the new label with the slogan Lucky Strike green has gone to war.
GaryO - December 22, 2012, 9:48 am
Yeah, those Luckies were nasty. LSMFT? Nada. Don’t recall the green pack, however. Now Camels, THAT was THEE smoke….nice throat hole…handy.
maoworks2 - December 21, 2012, 12:52 pm
Still Remember Those Luckies 1.oo Carton At The Air Base Where I Live.


FIRST IMPRESSIONS -


TAGS: cancer smoke dirty habits child
Rating: 4.5/5

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caveman - January 23, 2012, 7:50 pm
My own wording, took me a while to get the words juuuuussssssst right
djrcreative - January 23, 2012, 6:48 pm
You're wording? Or another's? Regardless, my first impression is "Awesome poster". And "parenting fail." ;) 5L


GOOD NEWS -




COURTESY -




CASUAL ATTIRE -


TAGS: roast greybeard twofer mr smokey
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by spacedog

agdaniele - March 6, 2011, 7:44 pm
I thought that "I like to know...." thread pics were off limits! Wait... is Sean lactating?


SOONER OR LATER... - ...it gonna kill you You better quit smokin´




SERIOUSLY? - At over $5.00 a pack, who smokes "shorts" these days?


TAGS: smoke
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by rerun

LogicDude - January 5, 2010, 6:47 am
Yeah Canada, but "double that" in Canadian Tire Money is only about 5 kopecks down here.
CANADA - January 4, 2010, 9:46 pm
grass is cheaper and it keeps us friendly
Bartimaeus - January 4, 2010, 9:44 pm
So that's why Canadians have a longer life expectancy! Who knew?
CANADA - January 4, 2010, 9:41 pm
5 bucks a pack?!?! I wish! try double that up here!
agdaniele - January 4, 2010, 9:14 pm
LOL
sickartist - January 4, 2010, 9:13 pm
LOL They are much cheaper on the Navajo reservation.


PERSISTANCE - Down, but not out !




QUIT SMOKING? - I'll smoke to that...anybody gotta light?


TAGS: light smoker
Rating: 3.38/5

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Feasibly - May 24, 2010, 8:22 pm
LOL...a barbeque nazi would say that's a BBQ pit.
ICEMAN - May 24, 2010, 7:54 pm
That's not a smoker. It's just a grill. That's right, I'm a 'smoker nazi'.


CIGARETTES - Take some of mine. You'll probably ask anyway.




SMOKEHEAD JOE WAS A VERY NICE FELLOW, - but he never quite figured out why he couldn't get a single date.


TAGS: smoke
Rating: 3.23/5

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PHOTO FINISH - Sure, your guy won. But they still won't pay out for....ohhhhh about 30 more minutes by the looks of it!




M•W•L•F -




SMOKEY BEAR IN SPACE - Only YOU can prevent moon fires




300 mile hair club -


TAGS: green ****smoker dwarf bear g**bear
Rating: 2.2/5

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Silverheart - June 20, 2014, 7:38 pm

For lack of an explanation, let me share my a**umption... The person that made this and the other 300 mile poster made them as a personal attack (i.e. slander) on the person featured in them. Seriously, what eles can it be?
GaryO - June 20, 2014, 9:37 am
need an explanation (???)


SMOKE DETECTORS - Check your batteries B4 Your batteries check you!


TAGS: 32nd brigade red arrow army national guard smoke alarm booth bennet
Rating: 2.18/5

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yeodawg@hotmail.com - September 18, 2009, 4:42 am
it's in IRAQ, Cheif. Everything is dry and flamable!
spacedog - September 17, 2009, 9:54 am
Nice pic. Dry leaves, lots of b***s and a tossed smoke detector equals voided insurance.


Tyranny -




CULINARY SKILL -


TAGS: reservations barbecue fire smoke humor
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - January 26, 2016, 12:10 pm

;)
Bandit5906 - January 26, 2016, 10:27 am
Love the art!
lgvernon - January 26, 2016, 9:44 am

In this case, the tag doesn't matter. Elvgryn's works are now public domain.
JesusWept - January 26, 2016, 9:02 am
h**pants!!! (There's a tag just right to her calf heh)
mizzdizz - January 26, 2016, 8:18 am
It took me a minute---- but its so much fun to have the h** guys with hoses show up, oh wait, I live in bowserville, nevermind! Very funny IgV!


heat -


TAGS: fire smoke heat
Rating: 4.67/5

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rerun - January 22, 2016, 7:24 am

I am looking forward to seeing it
Silverheart - January 21, 2016, 11:11 pm

Stealing the pic, got an alternate take on it


WTF! -


TAGS: kid child smoke wtf chicken
Rating: 4.46/5

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NickDahlmier - February 14, 2016, 12:49 am
Oh , the joys of vintage androgenous dressings for children... Kinda puts those "Skinny-jeans" in perspective... Don't it, you lady-britches wearin' sissy-boy?
GaryO - January 8, 2016, 9:30 pm
Shyt. A tunnel! Comatose mod?
Silverheart - January 8, 2016, 4:18 pm

Are we doing tunnels again?
GaryO - January 7, 2016, 7:41 pm
5L, btw. That is all. Pretty sure.
GaryO - January 7, 2016, 7:40 pm
Oh, and I had a pet chicken. Really.
GaryO - January 7, 2016, 7:39 pm
Not really. I was wondering if that's a 3 yr old boy...or girl. Oh, and where the ef did she git 'em? I got mine outta the folk's bedstand.


California Wildfire Season -




The Watched Pot, Never Boils. -


TAGS: smoked salmon manna from heaven
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Thedge

Thedge - December 2, 2014, 5:43 am
You won't believe it... have some mesquite. But, I prefer using rice. Fill a soup can and cover it in foil.
GaryO - December 1, 2014, 8:35 am
Yup, they're easy....what do you use for smoke?
Thedge - December 1, 2014, 4:44 am
Would send a few chunks if I could. But, smoker is easy-peasy to build. Cost me more to paint it than anything else in it. Look good next to a cabin.
GaryO - November 30, 2014, 8:43 pm
my brain thanks you, but my stomach curses you
Thedge - November 30, 2014, 2:17 pm
Hours later... delicious. Like good cheese, enough is a bit. Perfection. I love my UDS (ugly drum smoker).


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